Hey! I’m Caroline

Named after a boat, not the song

I'm a writer formally from just outside of Boston, MA which means I think putting tomatoes in a clam chowder is a sin, and I unironically say “wicked”. I'm 5’2” on a good day which means all I see at concerts are butts. But what I lack in stature I make up for in personality - like a Napoleon Complex, if Napoleon exclusively listened to punk rock until age 9 & always had a good diner recommendation. 

I’m a BIG talk-on-the-phone person. So please feel free to reach out with freelance, full-time, or any other opportunities. Or if you just want a friendly chat, that’s cool too.

But wait, there’s more . . .

I thought, what better way to get to know me than to create a 60-second video about myself in the style of an early 2000s sitcom opening theme!

This is that: